06 January 2006

Pat Robertson: World's biggest asshole

Pat Robertson says that Ariel Sharon's stroke was God's retribution for giving up land to the Palestinians.

According to Robertson, this happened before when God offed Yitzhak Rabin. Apparently God is getting better at this killing stuff because now He can just cause a stroke instead of having to use the services of a hired gun.

Robertson says that little bit of land is God's and woe be to anyone who wants to give it away. I guess that means God doesn't care about the Grand Canyon. And we already know that God will turn His back on Dover, Pennsylvania. So either of those can be safely given away to Palestinians, I suppose.

"God save me from your believers," comes to mind. Not all your believers, though. Just the nut cases like Rat Bopertson.

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