Long ago, I worked with a guy who decided one day, as a favor, to clean my desk. Actually, we sorta shared the desk, except that my stuff covered about 99% of it. But I knew where everything was, at least to within a general depth within a specific stack. So when he cleaned my desk, I couldn't find anything. And I never forgave him. I even send him occasional threatening messages about the event, which happened in about 1970. This message is from him. I assume he wrote it; it sounds like him (such as electrons can sound like a human being.)
Long ago, I worked with a guy who decided one day, as a favor, to clean my desk. Actually, we sorta shared the desk, except that my stuff covered about 99% of it. But I knew where everything was, at least to within a general depth within a specific stack. So when he cleaned my desk, I couldn't find anything. And I never forgave him. I even send him occasional threatening messages about the event, which happened in about 1970. This message is from him. I assume he wrote it; it sounds like him (such as electrons can sound like a human being.)
Well, anyway, all is forgiven Dave!
So - this pig walks into a bar ... no wait.
Transcripts from the first presidential debate 08- panel interview portion:
Mr. Koppel:
Senator Borbammarammadonna, have you ever worn lipstick or ever lusted in your heart for a man wearing lipstick?
Sen. Obama:
Not while wearing lipstick, no.
However,
That depends on the definition of lip, which is above my pay grade.
And, the Republicans, just by the way, they just make stuff up.
Are we allowed to do that, actually?
Miss Crowley:
Senator McPhalin, have you ever dated a pig - either during your first marriage - during which time you were already actually dating your second wife - or, at any other time - while wearing lipstick?
Sen. McSame er, McCain:
No. Look - look it here I mean, you know - - I was a prisoner of war for a long time - maybe 20 years - nobody really knows - and my arms were broke - so that pig with lipstick - I mean look it - that pig with lipstick gave me one lousy blow job and that was it .. and I wasn't even President yet!
But, my dear friends, let me tell you, this guy Barramma is a Muslim, and he took his oath of office on the Koran - which may or may not be legal -
I don't know for sure - I don't really know a lot about the Constitution.
Most Muslims by the way are gay - not that that's bad or anything. Is it?
(LOUD VOICE COMING FROM BOX ON McCain's back:
("Yer da one dat's blowin' it, cowboy -- say, is this bein ' recorderated?
Heeee heee [wheeeze] heee, eh, heh?")
Mr. Russert (who is still dead): [voice from off stage] :
Senator O'Rammer, I know you are an Irish Catholic like me - but - let me read to you exactly what you said in 1987:
"Reagan can go kiss a pig's ass with lipstick as far I care."
Do you stand by that statement?
Sen. Obama:
Well, there you go again.
Where's the beef?
By the way, beef does not come from pigs - and Muslims don't eat something - pigs, cows, - maybe that's Hindus or Jews - whatever - not that I know - because as you know I am a Christian and my pastor is a flaming nutcase asshole. Speaking of which - I really have to pee now --
YOU SAID WE'D GET A BREAK!
Wolf Man Blitzered:
"That concludes this discussion - with the "Best Political Team on Television" - they make me say that part of course - and so now it's up to you to deciderate for yourselves. And I must say, you've always done ahelluvajob on that. How does THAT work anyway? Good night - and good fucking luck - I'm outta here."
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